xerode

…The entire side of the cat, the side with the lump just fucking RUPTURES, tears itself open and begins spraying this sickly, white-yellow, thin, runny pus all over the living room. Like a LOT of it, a fucking torrent of it, like someone dropped a bag of milk on the floor. It’s pooling everywhere and she begins SCREAMING and I’m FREAKING THE FUCK OUT and I run and I get a towel and I hand it to her and I say wrap up that fucking cat and I will call the vet and so I do and we get an emergency appointment and I go and get her cab fare and we send the cat off… But just as she leaves…just as she leaves I notice her stupid door is open, and I say to her close and lock your fucking door. Because we’re worried about theft right now and I want to go out right now and calm the fuck down and I cannot do that if your door is open. And of course she ignores me because she’s panicking.

She gets back and the cat had a fucking vaccination in October that got infected and it would have been FINE but then he got declawed and shit got out of control and then the cat exploded…