Safe beneath the watchful eye
He’s got a point, get with the program, stupids
“Brooks has subsequently been chraged under the Witchcraft Act. To quote the Metropolitan Police - She be a witch as she did speak through her familiars to demons and hobgoblins and cast spells. The police have stated that her hair was a factor in the decision to charge her with being a witch. She now faces the ducking stool.” — Only lasted 8 minutes
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Adobe released a security upgrade for Adobe Photoshop CS5.5 and earlier for Windows and Macintosh. This upgrade addresses vulnerabilities that could allow an attacker who successfully exploits these vulnerabilities to take control of the affected system.
Adobe has released Adobe Photoshop CS6, which addresses these vulnerabilities. For users who cannot upgrade to Adobe Photoshop CS6, Adobe recommends users follow security best practices and exercise caution when opening files from unknown or untrusted sources.
” — For fuck’s sake Adobe, have you just totally given up?
A 10-week-old baby boy and a one-year-old girl were discovered dead at the property in Wandsworth, south London, where many homes fetch £1m. The man’s wife has been arrested over the double deaths, after she was found with superficial cut wounds to her wrist, and is today being questioned by detectives.
It is vitally important that every reader of this story is aware of the house prices in the area where the crime took place (via @red_brum).
He saw it, he loved it, he ate it
A philosophy to live by…
“Two dolphins overdose at techno rave in a zoo” — Probably the “best” headline you’ll read today (via @Uschi_No_Michi)
NOW I THINK I AM A LAMP
Catnip: Not Even Once PSAs (via @yezzer)
Something something bush joke
A woman with a shitty tattoo on her lower leg of Tinkerbell inserting a light-switch into her vagina (pictured above) was asked to leave Legoland. She was given a full refund, and offered complimentary tickets for her next visit.