Ditto.
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Dulcimer-playing automaton, once belonging to Marie Antoinette. See it in action here.
Holy shit
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Although if Britain was judged by our talkshows and the “and finally…” news moments, I don’t think it’d look too good either.
“You may think you belong to a gang, you may be 50 people, even 100, but we have 32,000 in our gang. It’s called the Metropolitan Police.” — Chief Inspector Ian Kibblewhite of Enfield police, finally admitting to something many have suspected for a long time.
(Source: thisislondon.co.uk)
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A 33-year-old man who struck customers with light sabers at the Toys R Us at Hayden Island has been sentenced to 45 days jail and possible mental-health treatment.
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Officers tried to use a Taser to subdue him, but Canterbury successfully deflected one of the wires away.
” — This motherfucker has The Force and you arrest him and put him into mental health treatment? What’s wrong with you, America?(Source: oregonlive.com)
I kinda want a pair of these fake duckface/sexdoll lips. She looks so happy in the bottom right.
I could be that happy.
Shit always flows downhill
Ed Miliband has attacked David Cameron for failing to stop the sale of cut-price Chocolate Oranges - something the PM complained about in opposition.
In 2006, Mr Cameron criticised WH Smith for discounting chocolate rather than fruit despite the UK’s obesity crisis.
But the Labour leader told The House magazine the situation had not changed.
“If he can’t sort out the chocolate orange, he’s not going to sort out the train companies, the energy companies, the banks, is he?” Mr Miliband said.
From the BBC’s politics section. Really.
HIGH FI… uh, HIGH ONE, I guess? Yeah, that works. BRO