February 2012
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“I don’t write music for parents, grandparents, or eight year olds. I write...”
– Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong replying to an angry mother (via @Stunt_Girl).
I think I’ll always have a soft spot for Green Day as they were one of the first bands I went overboard for when I was a tween.
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“But there was apparently one important word the Germans lacked, and had to...”
– Academics vote ‘shitstorm’ as German’s best English loanword (via @rupinjapan)
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Batman is my favorite Disney Princess.
Ditto.
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“You may think you belong to a gang, you may be 50 people, even 100, but we have...”
– Chief Inspector Ian Kibblewhite of Enfield police, finally admitting to something many have suspected for a long time.
January 2012
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“A 33-year-old man who struck customers with light sabers at the Toys R Us at...”
– This motherfucker has The Force and you arrest him and put him into mental health treatment? What’s wrong with you, America?
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No, this isn't from The Daily Mash or The Onion
Ed Miliband has attacked David Cameron for failing to stop the sale of cut-price Chocolate Oranges - something the PM complained about in opposition.
In 2006, Mr Cameron criticised WH Smith for discounting chocolate rather than fruit despite the UK’s obesity crisis.
But the Labour leader told The House magazine the situation had not changed.
“If he can’t sort out the...
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“I want to denounce in the strongest possible manner the entire process that led...”
– Kader Arif on ACTA
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“Denis Thatcher’s ghost is her only real match, and occasionally he plays a...”
– An excerpt from the review of The Iron Lady by The Quietus