Only on the internet could you find a shark in a cat suit riding a roomba.
Here it is folks. The two gifs that will break me. My life has just come full circle because of this. Goodbye friends I am gone.
Needs a duck chasing that roomba and then perfection
Trust me, I’m a professional with sound.
Don’t do this.
We were just playing our show in Brisbane and this guy with giant ears wanders out onstage and tells us to go back to Antarctica, so naturally I removed his head from his shoulders. But what was really surprising was that it grew back and I had to chop it off again at Sydney Soundwave. So we are waiting to see what happens tonight.
Will it grow back again? Will it come back as a Koala bear? And what about the poor Queen? We chopped her tits off and stomped the royal baby to death, and all people seem to care about is this Abbott guy. I tell you this, if you could harvest the power of the wind with this dude’s ears, then you could create a machine that would move time and space and enable all the asylum seekers to enjoy Caesar salad every night. And also not have dogs set on them.
The Madness of IAP in Adventure Time: Card Wars
The above screenshot is taken from Adventure Time: Card Wars, purchased from the UK iTunes store. Notice anything weird about it?
It’s cheaper to buy 6 gems for £2.99 than any of the other offers, aside from the £34.99 pack. Here’s the full breakdown:
|Cost (£)||Gems||Cost per Gem (£)|
Typically IAP purchases give you a better deal the more you spend. So is this an oversight, a punishment for people with poor mental MATHEMATICAL skills* or a decision to reward those who’ll throw either a little or a lot of money at a kids’ game?
* or those who aren’t anal enough to put it in a spreadsheet
what is this show it looks like a showcase of Rihanna’s hair through the ages
That tumblr name has just made me wonder if anyone has taken cleopatriarchy yet