Text 30 Sep 4 notes

porcus-italicus:

I can no longer tell which comments are from people who genuinely don’t realise the Onion is satirical and which are from people satirising people who don’t realise it’s satirical and which are from people who seem to have understood it’s satirical but are making a slightly irrelevant point which makes it sound like they just have a different sense of humour but might also have not understood that it’s meant to be satire…

…and there goes my afternoon

Are you aware of Poe’s Law?

Photo 30 Sep 51 notes I didn’t realise the Tories were so brazen about it these days but I guess this is in front of their dwindling faithful

I didn’t realise the Tories were so brazen about it these days but I guess this is in front of their dwindling faithful

Video 30 Sep

A Sculpture Shows a City’s Mood By Translating Tweets Into Colored Goo

This is literally one of the coolest* things I’ve ever seen.

*artwankiest

Video 30 Sep 1 note

Don Hertzfeld’s Simpsons Couch Opening Gag. I think this has just topped the Del Toro and Banksy ones.

Now if only John K was ever asked for one…

Video 27 Sep 212,224 notes

nymski:

tastefullyoffensive:

Mother cat gives her kittens a fighting lesson. [x]

So, you can swipe from the side but remember to keep your paws up, like this.  Protect your head.  And give ‘em hell!

THAT CAT HAS EYEBROWS

Link 25 Sep 25 notes Emma Watson nude photo leak outed as viral marketing hoax»

porcus-italicus:

peculiar-doll:

OK so I don’t normally get involved in debates on the internet, but this is gross and I want to explain why.

  • Rantic clearly sees security and privacy as a fucking joke. In the wake of Jennifer Lawrence’s nudes being leaked, and admid growing concerns about iCloud security and invasions of privacy, Rantic Marketing thought it was acceptable to base a marketing campaign around a security breach. This is in horrible taste at best, and shows they’re happy to throw shit like this around without a second thought for what impact it might have. Which leads me to the next point
  • It sets a precedent for falsely ascribing criminal actions to a website’s userbase. If Rantic can do with with impunity, this could be the start of a worrying trend. Anyone with some basic HTML knowledge could knock up a scare site and ascribe it to any website they want. The mainstream media, still not completely comfortable with online communication, will pounce on it. You might think “Oh, but it’s just 4chan, they do bad shit all the time.” What happens when someone with a grievance against Tumblr does the same thing? The news networks will just grab it and run just the same.
  • Rantic are crying wolf. Sure, certain boards on 4chan have horrible reputations - and it’s not without reason - but a false accusation undermines the body of existing evidence, and if Rantic (or someone else) continues to run libellous campaigns, people will start to assume that anything bad 4chan actually does do is another goddamn ad campaign.
  • Rantic have derailed the HeForShe campaign before it even started. Perhaps the shittiest thing of all, Rantic Marketing have gone and got everyone talking about (the potential of) another fucking celebrity nudes leak instead of Emma Watson’s speech, the HeForShe campaign or literally anything feminism is actually working towards. That’s real cool of them, isn’t it? If you can’t see how this point’s a problem, then I don’t know what I can say to help you.

So, yeah, shame on you, Rantic Marketing. Go tell ‘em what you think of them on Twitter. They also have a website where you can leave them a lovely comment.

Stay frosty

Wait so now I’ve just seen a post, on Reddit I think, saying that Rantic Media is actually a 4chan hoax itself (Rantic Media being an anagram of ‘incite drama’). This just keeps getting more and more confusing.

Stop reading Reddit. Seriously. Problem solved.

Text 24 Sep 127,311 notes

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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*qwak*

Video 23 Sep 3 notes

xerode:

Massage therapist gets plastic surgery to create a third breast a la Total Recall.

I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore.

I really don’t think this has been thought through.

Most guys would think [the extra breast is] weird and gross. But I can still feel pretty because if I wore makeup and cute clothes, I can still, you know… feel pretty.

This and the whole wanting-to-get-a-reality-show off the back of the surgery is really fucking sad.

Aaand it looks like this is a hoax. Thankfully.

via xerode.
Photo 22 Sep 152,392 notes ryannorth:

seconded


I concur

ryannorth:

seconded

I concur

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Video 22 Sep 3 notes

Massage therapist gets plastic surgery to create a third breast a la Total Recall.

I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore.

I really don’t think this has been thought through.

Most guys would think [the extra breast is] weird and gross. But I can still feel pretty because if I wore makeup and cute clothes, I can still, you know… feel pretty.

This and the whole wanting-to-get-a-reality-show off the back of the surgery is really fucking sad.


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